Mother Thompson’s Wondercakes
Object Number: 1
Object Type: Mind Altering Substance
Object Threat: Tender
Object Class: Anvil
Object Status: Outreached
Object Department: The Department of Malformation + The Department of Utilization
Biography:
Object 1 refers to a selection of 5 widely different and unique cakes that are labelled as “Wondercakes”. These Wondercakes that make up Object 1 while vastly different seem to possess the same 3 features; The first feature is their ability to rejuvenate and regenerate parts that have either been cut off or eaten, however the process itself isn’t quick as it can take anywhere from 2 hours to 2 weeks depending on how much of the cake was removed. The Second is their overwhelming yet pleasant smell as each cakes possess a unique smell which is tailored to certain people, in addition the smell seems to be a central part of the effects of Object 1’s Wondercakes as those who have no sense of smell only seem to be half as affected. Finally each of Object 1’s Wondercakes fixes a specific need, illness or desire of the individual that eats it, while these include emotional and hunger based needs, these Wondercakes are also capable of curing or at least nullifying mental illnesses, physical aliments and some even contain more paranormal properties.
All of Object 1’s Wondercakes all come with a hand written card that alludes to their purpose, below is each Wondercake’s purpose and detailed information about them.
The Lemon Lovely- is a lemon drizzle styled cake with lemon icing, lemon coated sugar and a circular hole throughout the middle of the cake filled with lemon custard. The card accompanying this cake reads, “For those who need to be reminded of the love that exists underneath all the sand of modern life”. From our own tests, it appears that consuming The Lemon Lovely triggers specific memories of times when an individual felt truly loved and happy, interestingly the most common memory that is brought up is something to do with their parents or a close friend. Although if an individual doesn’t have any happy memories, eating the cake will instead increase both their serotonin as well as their dopamine to the point of euphoria and they will be convinced that something good is waiting for them in life. Once an individual has finished eating The Lemon Lovely they will reporting feel a lot happy, as well as claiming a weight has been removed from their shoulders which has resulted in their outlook on life being much clearer.
The Jam Jamma- is a typical jam cake with a sponge outside, a jam filled inside, a coat of icing on the top, and a variety of sprinkles littering the top of the cake. The card accompanying this cake reads, “For those who need to be reminded of the important things that have fled from them”. From our own tests, consuming The Jam Jamma triggers an extreme emotional response as multiple buried, discarded and eye opening memories flood the individuals mind, the memories usually range between traumatic events, underappreciated friends/family and discarded responsibilities. Once an individual finishes their piece of The Jam Jamma, they will enter a stage of self isolation for about a week and when that week is over they will begin taking dramatic steps towards fixing their life, this includes organizing finances, reconnecting with estranged individuals and overall taking charge of their life.
The Brownie Boulder- is a large cake shaped brownie covered in chocolate fudge sauce and multiple chocolate chips. The card accompanying this cake reads, “For all the time you’ve sacrificed, all the times you’ve been let down, and all the times life has brought you to your knees, let this be but a small reward”. From our own tests, when an individual consumes a piece of The Brownie Boulder they will experience an overwhelming feeling of peace towards trauma, feelings of resentment, anger and disappointment, in addition while consuming The Brownie Boulder many subjects have reported “feeling an experience, yet withered hand resting on their shoulder”. Once an individual has finished consuming a piece of The Brownie Boulder they will immediately enter an intensely emotional state which in includes loud sobbing, frustrated swearing and sometimes harmless acts of violence, then as the emotional state decreases in intensity the individual will look up and thank some type of unseen force.
The Bountiful Biscotti- is a medium sized cheesecake with a biscuit bottom and a cream, berry and vanilla top. The card accompanying this cake reads, “For those with no sense of which path to take in life and need a small note as to the song he must play”. From our own test, when a individual consumes a piece of The Bountiful Biscotti is granted a small, but information filled glimpse of a possible future, this was confirmed when a scan conducted on The Bountiful Biscotti showed a worryingly high level of Time Distortion Particles or TDP emanating from the cake, however confirming whether these glimpse are based in truth is a bit more complicated. Once an individual has finished they will carefully readjust their body and enter a state of deep thought before standing up and continuing with their day. Finally further observations of subjects that consumed The Bountiful Biscotti seems to indicate that some unseen paranormal force guides them towards the future in their glimpse, this was evident when subjects were seen making decisions that clearly they didn’t want to, surviving situations that should have killed them and performing feats their bodies and minds are simply incapable of.
The Red Reassurance- is a large red velvet cake with a soft cake layer and an extremely thick, yet softly sweet top layer. The card accompanying this cake reads “For those who are in pain, those who are disconnected and all those who are living without any hope, let this be a brief and rewarding restitution of your fallen dreams”. From our own tests, consuming a piece of The Red Reassurance seems to temporally wipe away almost all signs of mental illnesses like depression, anxiety, low self confidence and even schizophrenia as well as other psychotic disorders, in addition The Red Reassurance also temporally nullifies some physical disorders such as diabetes, arthritis, deafness and even cerebral palsy just to name a few. Additionally when an individual reads the line “Restitution of your fallen dreams” while eating a piece of The Red Reassurance they will enter a brief state of emotional state in which they cry and “beg forgiveness”, but when asked what they want forgiveness for, subjects often respond that they weren’t entirely sure but felt like they had something to atone for.
Information:
Containment+Handover:
Object 1’s containment is simple as it just involves keep all the Wondercakes that make up Object 1 secure within “Site: Innovatio”.
Due to Object 1’s numerous unique healing, therapeutic and paranormal properties it has been authorized that Object 1 be reassigned to The Department of Utilization for research into possible ways to use Object 1 to develop better forms of medication for those suffering with incurable illnesses and cripple aliments.
